I got home Saturday, went to a BBQ, spent all night curled around the toilet, spent all Sunday sitting in a dark room nursing the worst hangover, and now today I had my first day at work—an 8 hour shift spent on my hands and knees cleaning and selling froyo. I am now a full-time employee. So tomorrow after my shift I PROMISE to write to you all and Tuesday or Wednesday they will be in the mail. I am SOOO sorry and please don’t hate me. I am never like this, I’ve just been super crazy busy and haven’t had a time to myself. I still love you all!!

This whole weekend is FOR YOU. For YOUR college graduation. We are all here FOR YOU. What have you done? Not been appreciative, not thanking us for coming, not thanking our parents for FOUR YEARS OF FREE EDUCATION, yelling at everyone, and expecting us all to how down at your feet. What HAVE you done? Gone out to dinner every night and asked WHAT GIFTS ARE YOU GETTING FOR GRADUATING.

Our parents are giving us A FREE COLLEGE EDUCATION with no student loans and nothing out of our own pockets. I do not expect a graduation gift when I finish because my FREE EDUCATION is a huuuuuge and the best gift ever.

I can’t take this anymore. You’re so soiled and such an asshole and yet everyone is still kissing your fucking ass.

Sometimes I really hate you.

SOOOO SORRY! I forgot to mention this before the weekend. But on Thursday I left for Delaware for my brother’s graduation, so I didn’t have time to mail letters or get them from the mail if you sent me one! Ahhh, I feel awful. I’ll be home late tomorrow night so I’ll get them in the post on Monday. <3